In Case of Survival | Review: Hawken: Genesis (Archaia)

In Case of Survival | Review: Hawken: Genesis (Archaia) Hawken: Genesis (Archaia)answers the question “What’s my motivation?” for payers of Hawken the game. Hawken by Adhesive Games and Meteor Entertainment is part Total Recall, in that it’s set in a ruined dystopian planet; part my desperate hopes for what Pacific Rim will be, a ridiculous mecha battle royal; and part Gundam where everyone is fighting for or against a team but no one is really right. But then Hawken: Genesis adds in a heaping helping of Top Gun. It sounds like chaos on the surface but it’s actually a brilliant premise. Everyone fled Earth for a brighter future on Illal but their hopes overwhelmed the new planet,

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Is Halo the only franchise without the persecuted Girl Gamer nonsense?

I play Halo 4 every Friday with friends and copious amounts of liquor. Before Halo 4 we played League of legends and before that, Halo: Reach. And before that Monday Night Combat… Thing is, in all my gaming, I rarely –almost never–encounter the atmosphere of the persecuted girl gamer. Oh, I’ve been the persecuted noob, feeder, and betrayer. But that’s founded in my opinion. I can be inventive kinds of shitty1. Fortunately I’ve only have a few occasions where I needed to mute, report, or stop playing with someone for being overly sexist or blatantly racist. For an entire game

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Serious question…

Is it polite or weird to trim up your lady parts before going to the doctor? If you show up for your doctor’s appointment, showered AND shaved is that weird? Or is it weird if you don’t take care to not acknowledge that  you’re having company over and  just leave any situations to their own devices? In my estimation it’s like cleaning up before the exterminator or plumber comes to your house. They don’t know you but you want to make a good, welcoming impression all the same. But it’s not so much like when you have friends over and

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Space Invaders Wall Art (Tutorial)

8-bit Space Invaders wall art is nerdy, retro, minimalistic, and above all, EASY. Depending on your perspective and what you already have around, it could be cheap too. (apologies for the crappy photo quality; it’s hard to take pictures of metal…) I have the kind of family that gifts things like Home Depot gift cards as stocking stuffers. I don’t find this offensive or annoying at all. I prefer the miscellaneous gift cards to the Onion Saver, Lettuce Cutters, Wreath Hook, Outdoor Faucet Cover, et al. So sometimes I can stroll into Home Depot and buy that giant light bulb

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