What color is your favorite hoodie?

My favorite hoodie is bright red and from a place I’ve never been to in a country I’m not from… Sometimes Husband travels a lot for work. Mostly he goes to Canada. While Husband is away I get lonely and bored and require gifts as evidence of love and affection. Not jewels or precious metals. No, I requested “something cute” and got a small stuffed beaver with a Mountie hat. On his most recent trip I asked for a Canada hoodie! I had expected him home a few hours earlier so I’d already put on my makeup and had a few drinks

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52 Pick-Up Week #2 | Bedlam (Image)

comiXology had the first issue of Bedlam (Image) for the low, low price of free. I’m a fan of supernatural stuff, and mayhem, and the BBC America import Bedlam so however they meant “Bedlam” I was willing. I didn’t read the blurb before I read Bedlam and I’m glad for that because I jumped in head first and my mind was blown. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times

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In Case of Survival | What’s The First Thing You Wash In The Shower?

In Case of Survival: What’s The First Thing You Wash In The Shower? One of the many frivolous things I wonder about when I’m wondering about post-apocalyptic life is hygiene. I’ve gone on at length about my lady parts, their mechanics, and how I plan to keep them baby free and satisfied. But recently I’ve been thinking about cleanliness. Well, recently is a lie. I think about cleanliness daily and lady-specific cleanliness almost every time I see women surviving the end of the world alongside men. The Monthly Mess is one thing and The Daily Funk is another. “The daily

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My Husband, My Hero: Garbage Disposal Repair 101

For two days I walked into the kitchen and gave the sink the side eye. We have a garbage disposal that refused to dispose of the gallon of chipotle mac and cheese I shoved down its gullet and thus we had a situation. I flipped the switch to my garbage disposal and listened to the sound of silence and terror. I don’t want to shove my hand in the sink hole in some terrifying reenactment of Careless Woman Who Lost Her Ring in a horror movie! Malevolent spirits are not to be trifled with. Over the course of these two

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Can you clean the bathroom without dying in the shower?

I hate cleaning. Obviously, everyone one hates cleaning. But after a while, it needs to get done. Husband isn’t going to do it because that’s not what he does. And, if we’re being honest, I make the messes in this house. Mess making is my thing. Unfortunately after a while of leaving messes to their own devices I feel some combination of uncomfortable, guilty and grossed out. Fuck, that means it time to clean. Usually my cleaning starts with the bathroom because bathrooms get their own special kind of unclean that gets harder and harder to ignore. It’s at least

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52 Pick-Up Week #1 | Animal Man (DC Comics)

Animal Man never really intrigued me as a character so much as a strange thing I heard people talk about but didn’t get. I, like many of the NPCs in Animal Man comics, thought he could turn into random animals at will. He can’t. He can just absorb their “abilities.” The original run of Animal Man was 1988 to 1995 and written by THE Grant Morrison. That should sell the thing all by itself. It kind of did for me. Specifically, Jamilla over on Girl Gone Geek Blog going on about Grant Morrison had me intrigued. The second run of

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